Kategorie: Fun Stuff

In May 2009 there where 575.000 results for „possessed hardware“ on Google, now its up to 631.000 search results! Just a further proof that this is a serious problem!

One day God was looking over creation and He decided that He wasn’t really happy with the way things turned out. So He called the 3 most powerfull men on earth, Obama, President of the United States, Hu Jintao, President of China and Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, to come and see him. He told them that this experiment with life on earth was a failure, and that in 3 days He was going to end it. So basically they had 3 days to prepare their people.

So President Hu Jintao convenes an emergency meeting of the Chinese Parliment and says: „I have bad news, and really bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly everything we have worked for since the revolution will be totally destroyed in 3 days.“

Obama makes a State of the Union address to the American people on TV and says: „I have good news and bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly, everything we have worked for since the revolution will be destroyed in 3 days.“

Mark Zuckerberg convenes a meeting of the board of directors and says: „I have good news, and really good news. First of all, there is a God, and He spoke to me personally, which proves that I am truly important. Secondly, in 3 days, Google will be destroyed.