Top 10 reasons why Hell is better than Windows Software!
Adopted from http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/ms_wdev.htm
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Hell |
Microsoft Windows |
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| 10 |
It never ends. |
You think you're almost done,but you never really finish. |
| 9 | You burn forever, but are not consumed. | Each update introduces new and improved tortures, which slowly consume you. |
| 8 | Your fate is in the hands of Satan, Prince of Darkness. | Your fate is in the hands of Gates, Prince of Incompatibility. |
| 7 | Satan gives you something you want in return for being damned. | Gates made you buy Windows Vista |
| 6 | It is avoidable; an attractive, widely-marketed alternative (heaven) is available. | Resistance is futile. All the alternatives are damned or doomed. |
| 5 |
It is free. |
You pay, and pay, and pay just to stay in the game. |
| 4 |
Satan was once an angel. |
Gates started by writing a BASIC interpreter |
| 3 |
Hell has no Windows. |
Microsoft does. |
| 2 | You only pass the Gates of Hell one time. | The Gates of Microsoft keeps popping up everywhere you look. |
| 1 | Satan genuinely believes in the triumph of Evil. | Gates just does it for the money. |