Why Hell is better than Microsoft Windows

Top 10 reasons why Hell is better than Windows Software!
Adopted from http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/ms_wdev.htm

Microsoft Windows
It never ends.
You think you're almost done,but you never really finish.
9 You burn forever, but are not consumed. Each update introduces new and improved tortures, which slowly consume you.
8 Your fate is in the hands of Satan, Prince of Darkness. Your fate is in the hands of Gates, Prince of Incompatibility.
7 Satan gives you something you want in return for being damned. Gates made you buy Windows Vista
6 It is avoidable; an attractive, widely-marketed alternative (heaven) is available. Resistance is futile. All the alternatives are damned or doomed.
It is free.
You pay, and pay, and pay just to stay in the game.
 Satan was once an angel.
Gates started by writing a BASIC interpreter
Hell has no Windows.
Microsoft does.
2 You only pass the Gates of Hell one time. The Gates of Microsoft keeps popping up everywhere you look.
1 Satan genuinely believes in the triumph of Evil. Gates just does it for the money.