Cyber Exorcism - The truth is inside! » Hell http://www.cyberexorcism.com Thu, 27 May 2010 16:01:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Why Hell is better than Microsoft Windows http://www.cyberexorcism.com/2009/11/why-hell-is-better-than-windows/ http://www.cyberexorcism.com/2009/11/why-hell-is-better-than-windows/#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:39:00 +0000 admin http://www.cyberexorcism.com/wp/?p=48 Top 10 reasons why Hell is better than Windows Software!
Adopted from http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/ms_wdev.htm

  
Hell
 
Microsoft Windows
10 
It never ends.
 
You think you're almost done,but you never really finish.
9 You burn forever, but are not consumed. Each update introduces new and improved tortures, which slowly consume you.
8 Your fate is in the hands of Satan, Prince of Darkness. Your fate is in the hands of Gates, Prince of Incompatibility.
7 Satan gives you something you want in return for being damned. Gates made you buy Windows Vista
6 It is avoidable; an attractive, widely-marketed alternative (heaven) is available. Resistance is futile. All the alternatives are damned or doomed.
5 
It is free.
 
You pay, and pay, and pay just to stay in the game.
4 
 Satan was once an angel.
 Gates started by writing a BASIC interpreter
3 
Hell has no Windows.
 
Microsoft does.
2 You only pass the Gates of Hell one time. The Gates of Microsoft keeps popping up everywhere you look.
1 Satan genuinely believes in the triumph of Evil. Gates just does it for the money.
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