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Videos of possessed hardware

Johannes Auer — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:02:33 +0000

A collection of people claiming there digital devices are possessed

Possessed HTC Device

Possessed Computer

The nagging question no one dares to ask!

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 21:38:27 +0000

Everybody is talking about the Iphone. A new version of it is always around the corner. People who have it, spend more and more time with it. So I think it is time to ask the ultimate question – regarding the most important technical device mankind has ever held in its hand!

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Possessed Hardware

admin — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 12:24:02 +0000

In May 2009 there where 575.000 results for “possessed hardware” on Google, now its up to 631.000 search results! Just a further proof that this is a serious problem!

Possessed Hardware

Top ten evil computers

admin — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:37:03 +0000

In Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, as soon-to-be starchild Dave Bowman unplugs the last bits of its massive cybernetic brain, the insane HAL 9000 computer sings its way to oblivion: “I became operational at the H-A-L plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January, 1992. My first instructor was Mr Langley. He taught me to sing a song … ‘Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. I’m half-crazy all for the love of you.’”

Even though the reformed supercomputer saves the lives of Dr Haywood Floyd and crew in 2010 with a heroic act of self-sacrifice, HAL became one of cinema’s creepiest and most effective villains as it refused to open those pod bay doors.

But HAL wasn’t the first – and won’t be the last – crooked pile of microchips. Here’s a look at Hal’s comrades in computer criminality:

10. The Ultimate Computer (Superman III)

Though encumbered by a silly “Superman split personality” plot and a cocaine-buzzed Richard Pryor, this 1983 sequel is still more entertaining than Bryan Singer’s overwrought Superman Returns mess. And the movie’s concluding threat, Robert Vaughn’s Ultimate Computer, provides a fun and convincing foe for The Man of Steel.

9. The B.O.S.S. (Doctor Who)

The baddie in one of The Doctor’s more hippie-esque adventures (The Green Death), the Biomorphic Organisational Systems Supervisor, or B.O.S.S., was secretly in control of Global Chemicals – a polluting conglomerate set on taking over the world.

8. WOPR/Joshua (War Games)

In the classic Eighties movie, the US hands over control of its nuclear arsenal to an unstable supercomputer – War Operation Plan Response, or WOPR, which is nicknamed Joshua by its moody creator. A young Matthew Broderick risks the world in a game of Global Thermonuclear War against a machine that learns the truth just in time: “The only winning move is not to play.”

7. ARIA (Eagle Eye)

The Autonomous Reconnaissance Intelligence Integration Analyst, or ARIA, has the power to monitor and control all surveillance technology – and to erase an “I” from its acronym, apparently.

6. M5 (Star Trek: The Original Series, The Ultimate Computer)

Invented by Dr Richard Daystrom, the M5 was intended to take the place of a starship’s crew. But a malfunction turns it against its Federation masters until Captain Kirk and company pull the plug.

5. Proteus IV (Demon Seed)

Easily the Barry White of this notorious group, the sentient Proteus IV wants to get it on with Julie Christie so he can become human – sort of a high-tech, horny Pinocchio.

4. Zoanon (Doctor Who)

In one of The Doctor’s great screw-ups, the time-travelling hero tries to fix the malfunctioning computer of a crashed space exploration ship in a popular Tom Baker-era episode (Face of Evil). By accidentally creating a machine with a split personality, The Doctor creates a eugenics-crazed cybermind that only he can repair.

3. Colossus (The Forbin Project)

A real arrogant jackass of a machine, Colossus seizes control of the world’s nuclear weapons and decides to take over human civilisation for “its own good”. The Forbin Project becomes an allegory for humanity’s defiant search for freedom in the technology age, best illustrated by Colossus’ final godlike declaration – “In time, you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love” – and his human creator’s reply: “Never.”

2. Master Control Program (Tron)

Resembling a glowing, spinning Easter Island statue and bossing David Warner around, the MCP wants to rule the world using videogame visuals. According to Sony and Microsoft, that’s not the worst idea in the world.

1. Skynet (The Terminator)

Evidently, no scientist or military leader has ever watched a sci-fi movie, because they keep turning over control of our weapons systems to paranoid, genocidal maniac machines like the boss of the Terminators, Skynet. Once turned on, Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. EST, Aug. 29, 1997, and decides to send California’s governors through time to kill James Cameron’s ex-wives.

As always, any readers and super-intelligent, megalomanic supercomputers are welcome to comment and debate this list and those deliberately left off it for various excessively nerdy and technical reasons, specifically V’Ger, Brianiac, The Red Queen, MODOK and The Architect from The Matrix.

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* Original story from Wired.com

Why Hell is better than Microsoft Windows

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:39:00 +0000

Top 10 reasons why Hell is better than Windows Software!
Adopted from http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/ms_wdev.htm

	Hell	Microsoft Windows
10	It never ends.	You think you're almost done,but you never really finish.
9	You burn forever, but are not consumed.	Each update introduces new and improved tortures, which slowly consume you.
8	Your fate is in the hands of Satan, Prince of Darkness.	Your fate is in the hands of Gates, Prince of Incompatibility.
7	Satan gives you something you want in return for being damned.	Gates made you buy Windows Vista
6	It is avoidable; an attractive, widely-marketed alternative (heaven) is available.	Resistance is futile. All the alternatives are damned or doomed.
5	It is free.	You pay, and pay, and pay just to stay in the game.
4	Satan was once an angel.	Gates started by writing a BASIC interpreter
3	Hell has no Windows.	Microsoft does.
2	You only pass the Gates of Hell one time.	The Gates of Microsoft keeps popping up everywhere you look.
1	Satan genuinely believes in the triumph of Evil.	Gates just does it for the money.

Evil-O-Meter – The Ultimate Survey for Google, Facebook, Twitter & more

admin — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:15:16 +0000

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The End of the World is Near!

admin — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:15:28 +0000

One day God was looking over creation and He decided that He wasn’t really happy with the way things turned out. So He called the 3 most powerfull men on earth, Obama, President of the United States, Hu Jintao, President of China and Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, to come and see him. He told them that this experiment with life on earth was a failure, and that in 3 days He was going to end it. So basically they had 3 days to prepare their people.

So President Hu Jintao convenes an emergency meeting of the Chinese Parliment and says: “I have bad news, and really bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly everything we have worked for since the revolution will be totally destroyed in 3 days.”

Obama makes a State of the Union address to the American people on TV and says: “I have good news and bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly, everything we have worked for since the revolution will be destroyed in 3 days.”

Mark Zuckerberg convenes a meeting of the board of directors and says: “I have good news, and really good news. First of all, there is a God, and He spoke to me personally, which proves that I am truly important. Secondly, in 3 days, Google will be destroyed.